These are the dull bits. For the juicy bits, send a stamped, addressed envelope...
Likes & Dislikes
Carnegie Primary School
Murrumbeena High School
Hamilton High School
Healesville High School
University of Melbourne - Bachelor of Applied Science (Applied Chemistry)
Deakin University - Psychology (Honours)
Strawberry picking - Healesville.
Cleaning Cars - Southern Motors.
Loading Trains, Spencer Street rail yards.
Lugging semi-frozen fish-heads - some cold store somewhere.
Gardener - Governement House, Melbourne.
Shift Chemist - John Lysaghts, Hastings, Victoria.
Chemist - Davy Research, Stockton on Tees.
Chemist - Abu Kammash, Libya.
Chemist - Carlton & United Breweries.
Laboratory Manager - Consulchem, private laboratory, Melbourne.
Scientific Officer - Toxicology Laboratories, Coroner's Court, Melbourne.
Chemist, then Analyst, then Partner - Dunn, Son & Stone, food laboratory, Melbourne.
Operations (Private Clients) Manager, Agriquality, Melbourne.
Laboratory Director, Silliker Australia, Melbourne.
Customer Technical Support - Chemistry, DTS Food Assurance, Melbourne.
Approved Analyst, the Victorian Food Act 1984.
Member, Australian New Zealand Forensic Science Society.
Associate Member, Royal Australian Chemical Institute.
Associate Member, Australian Institute of Food Science and Technology.
Member, Australian Skeptics.
Running own Superannuation Fund
Psychology and human behavior.
Classical Philosophy, esp Stoics.
They have their own page...
Trick question. I endeavour not to hate anyone or anything. At a lower intensity, see the list of things I dislike and would not miss.
Likes and Dislikes. Incomplete, always will be. The order is not significant.
From 'Loves' page.
Getting real mail.
Lying in bed, listening to the rain.
Produce in season.
Humour and the silly side of everything.
Home made pasta
Port & Stilton cheese
People who smile
Birds in the garden
A herb garden
The inherent beauty of everything
Picnics under the trees at the cricket
Watching cats move
War. And conflict generally.
George Bush and the NeoCons
Tripe and white sauce
Advertisements pushing desire, paid for with debt.
Saying 'Isn't it an awful day' when it is just raining.
People saying 'Have a nice day' when you are feeling miserable.
Labels and stereotypes
Prudes (but not necessarily 'prudence')
Grumblers & whiners
Evangelists of all persuasions
Sweetcorn in winter
Gelatine based cheesecakes
Phone 'trees' - 'Press 1 if you...'
Phones, mobile or static, and their false urgency
The antisocial barriers MP3 players create.
Xenophobia and racism
The Media generally
Football of all codes
Misuse of the word 'hero'.
The Olympics and Commonwealth Games
The theft of the word 'gay'
Icecream with 'bits' in it
Xmas carols in November
Hot Cross Buns in January
Crockery with pictures on it
Food claiming to be 'chemical free'.
Asking 'How are you?" and getting 'Not bad' as the answer.
Rough Timeline (Incomplete! And long may it remain so!)
Launched upon a largely unsuspecting world at the Queen Victoria Hospital, since demolished.
Apparently set fire to Granny's kitchen.
Carnegie Primary School. Called a 'Neveryready Battery' by my grade six teacher and haven't forgotten. Bastard.
Secondary School - Murrumbeena for two weeks, Hamilton for 18mths, Healesville for the balance.
Bid Healesville HS farewell
Did B.App.Sci (Applied Chemistry) - pretty focused on plastics.
First serious job at John Lysaghts - in a steel mill. Put plastics career on hold.
Travel to Egypt, sail up Nile to Sudan, visit game parks in Kenya. On return flight plane 'loses' an engine (!!), spend day in Madras and have curried frogs legs.
A chance conversation with a friend went along the lines of 'wouldn't it be nice to spend New Year in Edinburgh?' Took it to heart - sold everything and headed off to Edinburgh. Terrible misunderstanding - she was only meaning a four week holiday.
See a bit of Europe, travel to Nepal and join a group doing a bus trip back to London (cheat and fly over Iran - there were some Americans in the group and we were too sentimental to throw them off). Sleep on the beach at ANZAC Cove.
Lose camera at gun point three times: in Khyber Pass, Khartoum and Sahara. Still have camera.
Go to Libya to work with a German company building a plastics factory for the colonel. Plastics, at last! Twenty different nationalities at the site, common language = broken english.
After 18mth leave Libya, having never seen any plastic made, to marry Margaret, a Scottish minister's daughter who was on the bus trip. Married at St Andrews. Honeymoon in Ireland.
Having said I was not bringing back any souvenirs I returned to Australia with a pregnant wife and a sea container of stuff. Martin born in June. Bought hovel at Selby, near Belgrave. Worked for CUB for a fortnight before getting a better offer from Consulchem, a general purpose lab in Melbourne.
Ash Wednesday bushfires a couple of months after I join local fire brigade. Survive.
Second son, Richard born.
Went to work at the Coroner's Court labs to test post-mortem drug analysis.
Decided playing with people's livers too risky in the AIDS era - bail out to work at Dunn, Son & Stone, a Melbourne food lab. Get to take the leftovers home, which is more than they would let me do at the Coroner's Court. Give up all hope of ever using my plastics study. Hopelessly out of date anyway.
Moved to Burwood, away from the fire dangers.
Third son, Simon, born.
Buy into partnership at DSS and everything is a blur for a while.
Become one of the few people known to sever the tendon in their foot while making marmalade.
First of six trips on Navy vessels, testing the quality (objectively!) of their sewage. HMAS ANZAC, HMAS Brisbane (since scuttled) twice, HMAS Melville twice, and HMAS Labuan.
Get my 15min of fame by writing to Nigerian conmen and getting funny replies. Publish them on-line and get radio and newspaper interviews from around the world.
Sink back into obscurity.
Mad fool NZ company makes us an offer too good to refuse. Keep working for NZ company.
Get sick of NZ management. Chuck in job. Study psychology part-time at local Uni.
Studying for Graduate Diploma of Psychological Studies full-time.
Developed blogging addiction.
Niece Caroline, 29, lost battle with degenerative disease: MELAS.
Cat, Prim, 17, lost battle with degenerative disease: time.
Trained to be volunteer telephone counsellor.
25th Wedding Anniversary.
Completed Graduate Diploma of Psychological Studies.
Studied Honours in Psychology. (Yes, I can tell what you are thinking and, quite frankly, I am shocked.) Finished with first class honours.
Took a year off and went travelling: Thailand, Malaysia, Borneo, Vietnam, Cambodia, China, Mongolia, Russia, England, Scotland, France, Spain, Portugal, Morocco, Peru & Ecuador.
My father died of lung cancer.
Eldest son, Martin, marries Roni Gomez.
Join Silliker Australia as Laboratory Director, Melbourne.
Join DTS Food Assurance, filling a variety of roles, Melbourne.
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